Pretty Purple Poptarts

I went through a long and aggressive awkward phase starting when I was about thirteen. In those early years I had a fantasy that there was a scientific machine or a magic spell that would make my stomach flat and limbs lithe, tame my mane, and lift those (already) too big boobs I was so self conscious…

New Gods Tart (American Gods Pie, Part 2)

An ice cream tart with a potato chip, pretzel, and cracker crust inspired by Neil Gaiman’s American Gods, part two (tart two!) of a two-pie special! You can read about my old gods pie, a beet and pork pasty, over here. When my sister was in high school she used to make these outrageous baked goods,…